If Women...

This might appear to be insane,
But for once just try to imagine,
What if Adam was the one to bite the apple?
What if the world was run by women?

The Rashtrapati Bhavan will become Rashtra’patni’ Bhavan,
& the Parliament might be painted pink one day,
Shilpa’awesome figure’Shetty will become the Health Minister,
& the Bharat Ratna might go Ekta Kapoor’s way!

National policies won’t be discussed at Cabinet meetings,
But gossiped about at ‘Kittie parties”,the Prime Minister keeps,
Petrol & cooking gas prices might hit the sky,but,
accessories,designer wear and make-up products will definitely be sold cheap.

Flying vehicles will be invented much faster,
‘Coz women driving on roads is equal to jams,accidents & fights,
& its very understandable not to be ready on time,
So ‘Right To Be Late’ will become the latest Fundamental Right.

Bitching & gossiping will never be looked down upon again,
If you said “She’s ugly”,no need of guilt or shame,
Hockey,cricket & football will be prohibited,
Shopping will be our National Game!

Deols,Schwazenegars & Stallones will be out of work,
as all action movies would be banned.
& men would be forced to watch only romantic movies,
till they can cry with women while holding hands.

Punishment for hurting women will be made so strict,
that even forgetting an anniversary,will give guys nightmares,
Breaking up might lead a guy into the prison,
& cheating might land him up in the electric chair!

Well this idea is food for thought,
Though it appears funny on this blogspace,
I am pretty sure if women ran the world,
It would have been a much better place.

Disclaimer-Resemblance to any woman,living or dead,is not purely co-incidential :)

I have mentioned a couple of cliches..I know women can drive well,they aren't always late and even men like to bitch and watch romantic movies...but the intention here is to just have a laugh without demeaning anyone...n honestly I do feel women would do a better job of running the world...for one there wouldn't have been a Bin Laden or a Bush!