Mirror O Mirror

Mirror,wise mirror,
hanging on the wall,
Tell me which Indian politician,
is the dumbest of them all?

Arjun Singh thought he could pronlong his career,
By doling out 27% quota without hesitation,
But forgot that in the 21st century,
politicians are the only backers of reservation.

Some find him stupid,coz when Mumbaikars protested,
wearing 'lipstick,powder,jeans',Mr Naqvi was pretty rude,
Insiders tell me,he just wanted the protests American style,
And wanted the protestors to go nude ;)

Or is it Mulayam Singh Yadav?
Who went haywire,in his election fever,
and thought that banning computers and english,
would make our minorities achievers!

It may be Laloo's 'lugaai' Rabri Devi,
who of garnering publicity found some great ways,
but mam you won't win an election in Bihar,
by calling Mr.Nitish Kumar gay.

Mr Prakash Karat has started finding,
his foot in his mouth,more often than not,
He proclaimed 'Singh won't be King' anymore,
But got his ass kicked even by Mamta Di's lot.

Mr RR Patil has my deepest sympathies,
Only if he had paid attention while studying Hindi,
He wouldn't have called 26/11 a 'chotti baat',
and got himself kicked to do 'kheti baari' in Sangli.

But alas,I so wish that George Bush had,
Mathura and not Midland as his home town,
there wouldn't have been any competition,
he would have won hands-down!