This empty mind isn't a devil's workshop,
But fantasizing isn't that hard,
Imagining myself living in France,
and owning a couple of vineyards!
Everyday would be spent,
eating cheese and sipping wine,
To Hell with dosas,parathas and curries,
Without them I think I'll do just fine.
Here,nobody would be made a eunuch by them,
I'll make sure that Nana Patekar knows,
No filaria,malaria or dengue,
Coz in France,there are no bloody mosquitoes.
Speaking French won't be an issue,
Just have to make sure my tounge twirls,
& since it is the most romantic language,
I might even get a girl!
He is the President plus has a HOT wife,
Mr Sarkozy is a God,I have no doubt,
& now that he is banning burqas,
there will be many more chicks to check out.
Yeah,the grass is greener,
& the French girls are damn pretty,
Being born in New Delhi & not in Paris,
Oh God!What a pity!
This one is complete insanity written at 5 in the morning...coz I was thinking bout
1.me being totally lukha
2.Russell Crowe's movie The Good Year,where he inherits a vineyard in France(awesome movie,thanx for recommendin Jay)
3. Sarkozy's wife Carla Bruni(If she was to marry me,I would be ready,even to be a politician)
4.Nana Patekar's immortal dialogue-"Saala ek machchar aadmi ko hijdaa bana deta hai(One bloody mosquito can transform a man into a eunuch(for those devoid of imagination,one has to clap while killing a mosquito))"
5.Guns 'N Roses's Paradise City
I think I need to go for a psychiatric evaluation..Doctor!
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Writer's Lament
God!How could you do this,
I am in pain,anger and shock,
I've just lost my mind,
Hell,I am suffering from Writer's block!
My mind is haphazard like Delhi's traffic,
No thought running in its own lane,
Its clouded like this time's monsoon,
It's a pain but it doesn't rain.
Once I could write about anything,
But gone are my glory days,it seems,
Thoughts come flying around,
But I can't catch any,just like the Pakistani team.
It is so grossly unfair,
Feel like TZP's Darsheel Zafary,
The words and thoughts are dancing infront,
But I am just not able to connect any.
I lost my personal fiefdom,
The only thing I was good at by far,
Now I understand how Laloo must have felt,
When he lost Bihar to Nitish Kumar.
I knew I couldn't write forever,
But this is too early to get to that stage,
So please God give my superpower back to me,
And let me write till Khushwant Singh's age!
Fo those who don't know Khushwant Singh is 94 and still writing!
I am actually suffering from a writer's block and honestly couldn't think of anything to write,so I just wrote about what my ailment is :) and trying to put it in a humorous way was awesome.
I am in pain,anger and shock,
I've just lost my mind,
Hell,I am suffering from Writer's block!
My mind is haphazard like Delhi's traffic,
No thought running in its own lane,
Its clouded like this time's monsoon,
It's a pain but it doesn't rain.
Once I could write about anything,
But gone are my glory days,it seems,
Thoughts come flying around,
But I can't catch any,just like the Pakistani team.
It is so grossly unfair,
Feel like TZP's Darsheel Zafary,
The words and thoughts are dancing infront,
But I am just not able to connect any.
I lost my personal fiefdom,
The only thing I was good at by far,
Now I understand how Laloo must have felt,
When he lost Bihar to Nitish Kumar.
I knew I couldn't write forever,
But this is too early to get to that stage,
So please God give my superpower back to me,
And let me write till Khushwant Singh's age!
Fo those who don't know Khushwant Singh is 94 and still writing!
I am actually suffering from a writer's block and honestly couldn't think of anything to write,so I just wrote about what my ailment is :) and trying to put it in a humorous way was awesome.
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Mirror O Mirror
Mirror,wise mirror,
hanging on the wall,
Tell me which Indian politician,
is the dumbest of them all?
Arjun Singh thought he could pronlong his career,
By doling out 27% quota without hesitation,
But forgot that in the 21st century,
politicians are the only backers of reservation.
Some find him stupid,coz when Mumbaikars protested,
wearing 'lipstick,powder,jeans',Mr Naqvi was pretty rude,
Insiders tell me,he just wanted the protests American style,
And wanted the protestors to go nude ;)
Or is it Mulayam Singh Yadav?
Who went haywire,in his election fever,
and thought that banning computers and english,
would make our minorities achievers!
It may be Laloo's 'lugaai' Rabri Devi,
who of garnering publicity found some great ways,
but mam you won't win an election in Bihar,
by calling Mr.Nitish Kumar gay.
Mr Prakash Karat has started finding,
his foot in his mouth,more often than not,
He proclaimed 'Singh won't be King' anymore,
But got his ass kicked even by Mamta Di's lot.
Mr RR Patil has my deepest sympathies,
Only if he had paid attention while studying Hindi,
He wouldn't have called 26/11 a 'chotti baat',
and got himself kicked to do 'kheti baari' in Sangli.
But alas,I so wish that George Bush had,
Mathura and not Midland as his home town,
there wouldn't have been any competition,
he would have won hands-down!
hanging on the wall,
Tell me which Indian politician,
is the dumbest of them all?
Arjun Singh thought he could pronlong his career,
By doling out 27% quota without hesitation,
But forgot that in the 21st century,
politicians are the only backers of reservation.
Some find him stupid,coz when Mumbaikars protested,
wearing 'lipstick,powder,jeans',Mr Naqvi was pretty rude,
Insiders tell me,he just wanted the protests American style,
And wanted the protestors to go nude ;)
Or is it Mulayam Singh Yadav?
Who went haywire,in his election fever,
and thought that banning computers and english,
would make our minorities achievers!
It may be Laloo's 'lugaai' Rabri Devi,
who of garnering publicity found some great ways,
but mam you won't win an election in Bihar,
by calling Mr.Nitish Kumar gay.
Mr Prakash Karat has started finding,
his foot in his mouth,more often than not,
He proclaimed 'Singh won't be King' anymore,
But got his ass kicked even by Mamta Di's lot.
Mr RR Patil has my deepest sympathies,
Only if he had paid attention while studying Hindi,
He wouldn't have called 26/11 a 'chotti baat',
and got himself kicked to do 'kheti baari' in Sangli.
But alas,I so wish that George Bush had,
Mathura and not Midland as his home town,
there wouldn't have been any competition,
he would have won hands-down!
Sunday, June 7, 2009
Break To Mend
I think one can find inspiration to write something,not just from what is happening in one's own life but by simply just opening your mind and looking around.Everything is just present around you,you just have to grasp it!
This is exactly how,I thought of this post.
My final semester exams are over and as of now I am a B.E(Bekaar/Berozgaar Engineer),so there is lots of time to kill.I believe every idle mind has an affinity for the idiot box,and that is where I saw the program "From G's To Gents" on VH1(Tuesdays at 11.00),where some thugs are transformed into civilized beings.This show had an awesome line,"Sometimes you gotta break something weak,in order to make it stronger".
This made me remember a story I had read when I was a kid(guess it was about Lal Bahadur Shastri,our second PM),where as a kid,he had a boil on his back,and he took a red hot iron rod and pressed it against the boil,to burst it and relieve himself of the continuous pain.What amazed me as an 11 year old at that time was not the courage he displayed,but the fact that sometimes you have to hurt yourselves more to do away with the pain you already have.
As I grew up,I realized how accurate my perception as a kid was.Every trial,every tryst,that a person goes through makes you tougher.Adversity not only brings the best out of you,it also makes you stronger.If I have been hurt once by one thing,it'll take more than that thing to hurt me again(even hitting me with a baseball bat!).Call it jadedness or call it conditioning,your immunity to anything of the same sort becomes greater.
But the question is are we strong enough to hurt ourselves?Are we ready to amputate the limb or are scared enough to allow the poison to spread through the body?
Answering this isn't easy,and there might be times when you could be wrong but one never knows unless one tries.
This is exactly how,I thought of this post.
My final semester exams are over and as of now I am a B.E(Bekaar/Berozgaar Engineer),so there is lots of time to kill.I believe every idle mind has an affinity for the idiot box,and that is where I saw the program "From G's To Gents" on VH1(Tuesdays at 11.00),where some thugs are transformed into civilized beings.This show had an awesome line,"Sometimes you gotta break something weak,in order to make it stronger".
This made me remember a story I had read when I was a kid(guess it was about Lal Bahadur Shastri,our second PM),where as a kid,he had a boil on his back,and he took a red hot iron rod and pressed it against the boil,to burst it and relieve himself of the continuous pain.What amazed me as an 11 year old at that time was not the courage he displayed,but the fact that sometimes you have to hurt yourselves more to do away with the pain you already have.
As I grew up,I realized how accurate my perception as a kid was.Every trial,every tryst,that a person goes through makes you tougher.Adversity not only brings the best out of you,it also makes you stronger.If I have been hurt once by one thing,it'll take more than that thing to hurt me again(even hitting me with a baseball bat!).Call it jadedness or call it conditioning,your immunity to anything of the same sort becomes greater.
But the question is are we strong enough to hurt ourselves?Are we ready to amputate the limb or are scared enough to allow the poison to spread through the body?
Answering this isn't easy,and there might be times when you could be wrong but one never knows unless one tries.
I was down and hurt,
but had to hurt myself even more
Hoping someday I will be,
stronger than ever before.
Hoping someday I will be,
stronger than ever before.
Friday, June 5, 2009
Why Did You Have To Go?
It is said that "you don't know what you have got till it's gone".I have started believing it...I miss you Mr.Bush.Your "we'll smoke him out" and your "our exports to other countries".who in America would have needed comedy shows with you around.You might not be allowed to contest elections in the US but you can come down to India,we'll welcome you with open arms(we already have a lot of stupid politicians plus your daughters are HOT!!).It's once in a century that we come across a politician like you,Dubyaman.Here is my tribute to you..your best comments during your 8 year tenure--
"I'm telling you there's an enemy that would like to attack America, Americans, again. There just is. That's the reality of the world. And I wish him all the very best." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 12, 2009
"I remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the Oval Office." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 26, 2008
"I can press when there needs to be pressed; I can hold hands when there needs to be -- hold hands." --George W. Bush, on how he can contribute to the Middle East peace process, Washington, D.C., Jan. 4, 2008
"Make no mistake about it, I understand how tough it is, sir. I talk to families who die." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Dec. 7, 2006
"I was not pleased that Hamas has refused to announce its desire to destroy Israel." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 4, 2006
"Wow! Brazil is big." --George W. Bush, after being shown a map of Brazil by Brazilian president Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva, Brasilia, Brazil, Nov. 6, 2005
"It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 28, 2005
"This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table." --George W. Bush, Brussels, Belgium, Feb. 22, 2005
"Who could have possibly envisioned an erection -- an election in Iraq at this point in history?" --George W. Bush, at the white House, Washington, D.C., Jan. 10, 2005
"I always jest to people, the Oval Office is the kind of place where people stand outside, they're getting ready to come in and tell me what for, and they walk in and get overwhelmed in the atmosphere, and they say, man, you're looking pretty." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Nov. 4, 2004
"The truth of that matter is, if you listen carefully, Saddam would still be in power if he were the president of the United States, and the world would be a lot better off." --George W. Bush, second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004
"I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 25, 2004
"The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself." -George W. Bush, Grand Rapids, Mich., Jan. 29, 2003
"We are fully committed to working with both sides to bring the level of terror down to an acceptable level for both." -George W. Bush, after a meeting with congressional leaders, Washington, D.C., Oct. 2, 2001
"It's amazing I won. I was running against peace, prosperity, and incumbency." -George W. Bush, June 14, 2001, speaking to Swedish Prime Minister Goran Perrson, unaware that a live television camera was still rolling.
"We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House - make no mistake about it." -George W. Bush, Feb. 7, 2001
"People say, how can I help on this war against terror? How can I fight evil? You can do so by mentoring a child; by going into a shut-in's house and say I love you." -George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Sept. 19, 2002
"The legislature's job is to write law. It's the executive branch's job to interpret law." --George W. Bush, Austin, Texas, Nov. 22, 2000(This one is actually smart!)
"Never again in the halls of Washington, D.C., do I want to have to make explanations that I can't explain." --George W. Bush, Portland, Oregon, Oct. 31, 2000
"It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet." --George W. Bush, Arlington Heights, Ill., Oct. 24, 2000
"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." --George W. Bush, Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000
"It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas." --George W. Bush, Beaverton, Ore., Sep. 25, 2000
"Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness." --George W. Bush, in a CNN online chat, Aug. 30, 2000
That's all folks :)
"I'm telling you there's an enemy that would like to attack America, Americans, again. There just is. That's the reality of the world. And I wish him all the very best." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 12, 2009
"I remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the Oval Office." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 26, 2008
"I can press when there needs to be pressed; I can hold hands when there needs to be -- hold hands." --George W. Bush, on how he can contribute to the Middle East peace process, Washington, D.C., Jan. 4, 2008
"Make no mistake about it, I understand how tough it is, sir. I talk to families who die." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Dec. 7, 2006
"I was not pleased that Hamas has refused to announce its desire to destroy Israel." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 4, 2006
"Wow! Brazil is big." --George W. Bush, after being shown a map of Brazil by Brazilian president Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva, Brasilia, Brazil, Nov. 6, 2005
"It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 28, 2005
"This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table." --George W. Bush, Brussels, Belgium, Feb. 22, 2005
"Who could have possibly envisioned an erection -- an election in Iraq at this point in history?" --George W. Bush, at the white House, Washington, D.C., Jan. 10, 2005
"I always jest to people, the Oval Office is the kind of place where people stand outside, they're getting ready to come in and tell me what for, and they walk in and get overwhelmed in the atmosphere, and they say, man, you're looking pretty." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Nov. 4, 2004
"The truth of that matter is, if you listen carefully, Saddam would still be in power if he were the president of the United States, and the world would be a lot better off." --George W. Bush, second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004
"I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 25, 2004
"The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself." -George W. Bush, Grand Rapids, Mich., Jan. 29, 2003
"We are fully committed to working with both sides to bring the level of terror down to an acceptable level for both." -George W. Bush, after a meeting with congressional leaders, Washington, D.C., Oct. 2, 2001
"It's amazing I won. I was running against peace, prosperity, and incumbency." -George W. Bush, June 14, 2001, speaking to Swedish Prime Minister Goran Perrson, unaware that a live television camera was still rolling.
"We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House - make no mistake about it." -George W. Bush, Feb. 7, 2001
"People say, how can I help on this war against terror? How can I fight evil? You can do so by mentoring a child; by going into a shut-in's house and say I love you." -George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Sept. 19, 2002
"The legislature's job is to write law. It's the executive branch's job to interpret law." --George W. Bush, Austin, Texas, Nov. 22, 2000(This one is actually smart!)
"Never again in the halls of Washington, D.C., do I want to have to make explanations that I can't explain." --George W. Bush, Portland, Oregon, Oct. 31, 2000
"It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet." --George W. Bush, Arlington Heights, Ill., Oct. 24, 2000
"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." --George W. Bush, Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000
"It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas." --George W. Bush, Beaverton, Ore., Sep. 25, 2000
"Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness." --George W. Bush, in a CNN online chat, Aug. 30, 2000
That's all folks :)
Thursday, June 4, 2009
sumthin like...
the stanza dat i left out..
we baked it together,
but you alone ate the whole cake,
I hate you so much right now,
I could drown you in a lake.
My blog quality is going down!!!!wtf!
we baked it together,
but you alone ate the whole cake,
I hate you so much right now,
I could drown you in a lake.
My blog quality is going down!!!!wtf!
5 A:M
Its 5 a.m,
And i am still awake,
What seemed so real,
was something so fake.
This life's pretty ugly,
But beautiful I did try to make,
I tried to put things right,
Just for your sake.
But all the shit now,
is really hard to take,
I can't keep trying,
if there is nothing at stake.
The road seems steep now,
And I am about to break,
Going to sleep is difficult,
And equally hard is staying awake.
And i am still awake,
What seemed so real,
was something so fake.
This life's pretty ugly,
But beautiful I did try to make,
I tried to put things right,
Just for your sake.
But all the shit now,
is really hard to take,
I can't keep trying,
if there is nothing at stake.
The road seems steep now,
And I am about to break,
Going to sleep is difficult,
And equally hard is staying awake.
was just testing,how many rhyming words can i put with awake...test results r pretty gud...had another stanza but it didnt fit..
Monday, June 1, 2009
Choices
How do you make a choice when you don't know what is it that you want?
How do you make a choice when you don't know if what you want is achievable or isn't?
How do you make a choice when what is achieveable isn't right and what isn't achievable is?
How do you make a choice when you can't make out the difference between between the right and the wrongs?
How do you find the answers?Even google doesn't help!
How do you make a choice when you don't know if what you want is achievable or isn't?
How do you make a choice when what is achieveable isn't right and what isn't achievable is?
How do you make a choice when you can't make out the difference between between the right and the wrongs?
How do you find the answers?Even google doesn't help!
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