Lovefool :D

I thought 'Love at first sight' was idle imagination,
just like 'Kaala bandar' from Delhi-6,
Now I feel like BJP questioning its own ideology,
I have never been in a bigger fix.

You were 'An Inconvenient Truth' for me,
Bigger than the one told by Mr. Al Gore,
Like Wasim Akram's yorker to a Bangladeshi batsman,
You bowled me out for sure.

My heart began beating so fast,
It could have been the engine of an F1 car,
I wouldn't have been intoxicated half as much,
even on gulping down the whole of Mallya's bar.

I could have become a translator by profession,
what everyone spoke sounded Greek & Latin to me,
Gonna write CAT through handicapped-partially blind quota,
Coz' you were the only thing that I could see.

Not even an AIIMS doctor could save me,
being bitten by love bug is a terminal case,
I was as paralyzed as a politician is,
when a terror attack takes place.

You are my desi Kylie Minogue,
Chiggy wiggy is all I want to do,
Forgive me all this bullshit,
Just want to say I've fallen for you :D

Couldn't let November end without a blog entry :)
Title courtesy-Aakriti