A Tiger's Tale

Now even the boring Accenture techies laugh at me,
So I come here to present my side,
Coz' unlike the diplomats at the Climate Summit,
There's not much left by media for me to hide!

I had thought America had become liberal,
When they handed the nation's affairs in Obama's care,
And now they point fingers at me,
When I have handled just 13 white women's affairs.

Only if I had done this in India,
a few weeks and people would have forgotten it all,
And how can you expect a golfer to be perfect,
he is bound to lose control of a 'couple' of balls.

Indian and Chinese governments are impressed by me,
they want me to lead the population control campaign,
Coz I had 13 affairs but no illegitimate kids,
My God!That's awesomely insane!

My sport didn't involve any physical activity,
so I just found an alternative way to stay fit,
And what else do you expect person to do anyway,
when all he hears is 'High performance.Delivered' & 'Just do it'?

But now even when my wife asks me to'Go on.Be a Tiger',
I just run away and I hide under the stairs,
Coz' I have inspired more jokes in 8 days,
Than Mr.Bush did in all 8 of his Presidential years!


I fully sympathize with Woods' family and was trying hard not to write this one but frankly just like Tiger Woods I simply lost self-control!