Kupid's Kurriculum..

She was the best example of Pull Marketing,

A product not needing any STP,

There are only 4 Cs for her,

Coz' her competition nobody can be.

To hell with Social Transformation,

For my self-transformation,she's a start,

No need for any reservations,

when she's getting affirmative action from my heart.

Maslow was an old fart,

She's the only motivation I need,

Screw all forms of conditioning,

Whatever she says,I'll pay heed.

In everything I tried 'excel'ling,

but no what-if analysis could analyze her,

Goal-seek was not helping achieve objectives,

Chic Relationship Management(CRM) was a disaster.

From face-to-face to e-mail,

I used all channels of communication,

despite the psychological noises about me that she heard,

She was wooed by coercion and manipulation.

Her demand was inelastic,

and her marginal costs too steep,

while I was trying to create a monopoly,

A perfect competition she was trying to keep.

She was always in a mean mode,

and there was our variance in our thoughts,

There was no median in compromises,

and mutually disjoint lives we finally sought.

My accountant friends consoled me,

that wooing women is a Going Concern,

but if I ever seek a women again,

Remember the Principal of Conservatism.

@Nerds-Please ignore any academic deviations

@Non-nerds- I dont belong to the above group despite the above content