Raja Decides To Bare It All..

Despite his recent arrest by the CBI, former Telecom Minister A.Raja is supposedly on a roll.

Reports suggest that Raja is going Full Monty for the next issue of KhelBaalak,the Indian edition of men's magazine Playboy.Apparently,Playboy owner Hugh Hefner has been paid $1.76 million for this travesty on human senses to take place.

Repeated efforts to get in touch with the ex-Minister failed to yield any efforts until yesterday when Mr.Raja's Secretary,Illaiya Nunnuswami called a press conference,"Respected Karunanidhi has advised Raja Anna not to hide anything from public anymore and hence he has decided to take this step inspite of protests by Kanhimozi and Human Rights activists."

On being mentioned that the advice was metaphorical and not to be taken literally,Mr.Nunnuswami lost his temper,"You Kundi journalists!Always have a problem.This just shows Mr.Raja's honest intent and courageous nature."

Anurodh Nakedani, a NANGU(Nation Against Nightmares Generated by Unclad) activist was anguished,"If there was such a huge furore when a gorgeous person like Madhu Sapre posed naked, imagine what will happen when Raja poses naked.A whole generation will be scarred.We won't allow this!"

Mr.Raja's decision to take this bold step has been bolstered by the fact that he has been approached by Yash Raj Films to replace Aamir Khan as the supposed villain in Dhoom 3.A source closed to Aditya Chopra told us,"Dhoom 3 had to be big.When we came to know that Mr.Raja had already done a robbery of Rs 1.76 lakh crore, we couldn't see anybody else in the role.He is a natural con-artist!".

According to a condition laid down by Mr.Raja, Ms.Kanhmozi is also supposed to feature in the movie,where she'll do a reprise of Aishwarya Rai's Dhoom 2 chartbuster item number 'Crazy Kiya Re'.

Mr.Raja has also recieved support from various Telecom Companies,Shahid Balwa, promoter of Swan Telecom,a co-accused in the 2G scam,told us exclusively,"Mr.Raja had the best interests of common people in his heart.Since the country is already suffering from an 8% plus inflation,he purposely sold the spectrum at a lower value so that Telecom operators don't have to pass their costs to the customers,the aam aadmi!He should be awarded Bharat Ratna for his novel idea! "

Though things seemed to be taking a turn for the better for Mr.Raja, some people aren't ready to forgive him.Shabana,the President of ChAI(Chakka Association of India) was clearly upset with Mr.Raja,"Earlier we approached people using our regular catchphrase,'Ae Raja paisa de re' and people obliged willingly; now people think we are calling them 'A Raja' and get angry,a couple of us got beaten up by a veteran Gandhian in Bandra yesterday".According to Shabana,a PIL will be soon filed against Mr.Raja for affecting their livelihood.

Clearly a case which will be more fun to read about.