Another Cubicle In The Bay..

Read this now,my fellow sufferers,
for tomorrow this work may invite a ban,
This is not mere cribbing my friend,
I take up the grouse of every working man. (and woman,don't want to be a sexist)

I know I am no genius like Hawking,
Nor like Pitt,my glimpse makes anybody's day,
But what I ask from the Almighty,
is not to let me become,another cubicle in the bay.

Even holding this job involves a casting couch,
It's just probably of a low profile kind,
There is consensual screwing as expected,
But fortunately it's only of our mind.

I knew 'Common sense is not so common',
But I expected a bit as the hierarchy goes up,
and to find it inversely proportional over there,
was as shocking as England winning the World Cup.

After a weekday,even drinking the whole of world's cola,
Won't make me say,"Yeh Dil Maange More!",
But I was curious,so I consulted a lawyer,
'That slavery had been abolished',somehow he was sure!

We can't be doing this to ourselves on our own,
With 'Imperius' curse,we are being controlled,
Rajkumar Hirani may have filmed the story of 3 Idiots,
But stories of 30 lakh other Idiots lie untold!

Life is sucked out of me,each day,every month,
Even Yamraaj seems to have jumped onto the EMI bandwagon,
Some of us even get our asses kicked much more,
than Bruce Lee's enemies in 'Enter The Dragon'.

And let me assure you,I am not the only one,
Even Chidambaram sometimes finds his job pathetic,
Forgive me,if I may have sounded too harsh,
Job Dissatisfaction Syndrome is the most widespread epidemic!


Inspired by a blog post by a colleague and the song,"Another Brick In the Wall"

Disclaimer-If the employers of the author come to possess this piece of writing,he wants to assure them that he really loves his job,more than Nityanand loves Tamil actresses,Mayawati loves her statues and Raj Thackeray loves Abu Azmi!This is just an effort to malign his good name!!