If Westeros had a House In-Relationship,
He was its bastard son,
But he never stopped believing,
Just like Melisandre in the Chosen One.
He got dumped with the same frequency as,
Jon Snow was told,'You know nothing',
Women had similar sentiments for him,
as Knight's Watch did for the Wildlings.
He felt wronged like Stannis,
For love is like an Iron Throne,
But for all his efforts, he ended,
a Mester at being Friendzoned.
Wandering the wilderness like Jorah Mormont,
one fine day, he met his Khaleesi,
But when he tried chatting up like Tyrion,
He just choked up like Joffrey.
He turned into a whitewalker around her,
Frozen and blue-eyed,
Like Littlefinger, he'll be a one woman man,
in an instant he did decide.
But for all you know, it'll be a heartbreak like,
a favourite character bumped by George RR Martin,
The 'Winds of Winter' may not yet have passed,
But you can hope to see the 'Dreams of Spring'.
